buck fush

bush want's more troops in iraq

colbert want's more troops in iraq

olbermann gets it right, as usual

the american people don't want more troops in iraq

i'm sure the 100,000 contractors in iraq wouldn't mind a friendly face

and a little more protection

and of course the religious nuts of the world are happy

like joementum lieberman

do you think the iraqis want more troops?

saddam was a bad guy, but he was our guy

and the poor people living in a region full of oil

are forced to suffer in a warzone.

america has to maintain troop presence

to keep the country together

so that they can control the oil

if they did not, the country would split into three

each ethnicity governing their own portion of oil

so instead of letting these people

(whose country did not attack ours ever)

control the oil they were born over

we're gonna force them to live together



and watch them kill each other

and kill us

so that we can have the oil

and lot's and lot's of money

i guess everybody's happy