happy Vday from dr.evil

i scooter libby:



roses are red

violets are blue,

if i go to jail

you're gonna go too.



harry whittington:



remember when you shot me in the face

well down here in texas, when i go anyplace

they say there goes the guy dick cheney shot in the face.



wolf blitzer:



it's true i crossed the line

but let's save the drama for the thespians,

your daughter had a baby

and that baby will be raised by queers.